Date: 3/16/2010

1NIGHT

1night i got off 4 a nightwalk in my town.it was 11p.m when i met a 3leg-ed puppy wit 1arm.he was cryin 4 help.so i took a hammer from a near site & smashed rite on his head.after 5minutes i saw a shadow which was ryte in front of me as it was my own.i got scared & ran from there.although i knew iVe encounterd myself.So i was walkin on a lonely road & singin'boulevard of broken dreams'.i accidently found a cemetery which was all dusty.so,to figure it out i decided to take a look at that place.the scene was beautiful.a girl dressed like a bride was singin a song which was SHIT and made me think of britney's hit me baby 1more time.as i was lost in my thoughts,she approached to me & said hi,u mind if i take ur coat.i refused as atmosphere around me was very hot.she asked me 4 a tea.we had a nice conversation&i took off from there at 1a.m suddenly i looked back,a man was there wit a hat and a coat nearly of 18th century.next,he ran down the jungle & i decided to find out whats happenin around here so,i too was on the same path.there were bushes,anacondas,vampires,osama all around me.he suddenly appear from nowhere & said what u want.i said nothing.and he took off without saying a single word.ppl say that a man ask u a question & next moment he's gone sumwhere wit air.they claim that the man is inspired from BATMAN.That is SAD.i was feelin cold & wondered what i was wearin.my coat was missin.so i ran back to cemetery where i left it.a chill crawled my spine.That WHORE was dating another men.without even whisperin i grabed my coat & left.On my way back,i heard a girl scream for help.i ran to her.she was beautiful.holy sweet night.i asked in my SPECIAL men-ly voice 'why r u screamin,girl' she replied 'to get a cock like u'.The next moment she turned into a beast wit big BREAST but as being a champ in 1000m race in X-GAMES last year,i ran wit all my legs& sumtimes on my hands& sumtimes on both.i knew, she was behind me but then also i decided to take a look at her.she was beast no more but can turn anytime into that pathetic shit.i ran wit my full force.she was screamin to me,i was screamin to her,it was like a metal song,i hate metal,fuck.i was runnin i was DEGLUCOSINATED.i missed my dinner that day cuz of jolie's porn premiere on my cable.back to story,i was exhausted but managed to get home & that night i learned sum important lessons 'always keep a spare GATORADE wit u' 'girls r sexy at night'&'dont hit a 3leg-ed puppy with a hammer'.


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